rabbits are like if god invented the most huggable animal on earth and then gave it 600 anxiety disorders

CHOOSE YOUR NEXT MONSTER!!!

BAD YOLK

It's able to vaguely imitate human speech, and does so to create the funniest noises imaginable. Adventurers caught unawares by a BAD YOLK will slowly perish, laughing hysterically all the while.

MAD HAT-HARE

It has a propensity for popping thru portals promptly, prompting pranksters to pick it for prestidigitation. Those who cross MAD HAT-HARE may find themselves teleported above the closest chasm.

TEARJERKER

If you hear a wailing sound from an empty corner, it might be a TEARJERKER. If you try to console it, it will suck the moisture out of your body through your tear ducts; crying harder than it does is the key.

BEDRUM

It is conveniently equipped for both travelling quickly and providing a comfortable place to rest. However, if BEDRUM is not well-fed with nightmares, it may turn to more convenient food sources...

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

why the fuck is this so funny

It’s interesting that celebrity actors and singers existed before movies and radio. People were going on world tours and selling out theaters through sheer reputation alone.

Jenny Lind, a Swedish opera singer, had a two year long concert tour in the United States so popular, so legendary, that its still talked about to this day and even has its own Wikipedia article.

This was in 1850 almost 30 years before the invention of the phonograph. There are no surviving recordings of her voice. There was no way at the time for people to know what she sounded like unless they saw her in person.

Still had arguably the most legendary tour of all time. They made dolls of her. She had merch.

Anyone else who says they had the most epic tour of all time is wrong because this lady did it without sound recording technology to convince people to go.

Also side note but back in Europe, Hans Christian Andersen simped for her so hard that he wrote several fairy tales about her including the snow queen which loosely inspired the movie Frozen so basically the most epic tour of all time is also kind of connected to Olaf the snowman

I really like listening to ppls organs when I cuddle

Like y'know when you're laying on someone's chest or stomach and you start hearing the flow of fluid through their heart and the churning of their stomach and the movement of their digestive tract and the muscles recruited when they swallow

It's so intimate, and so human. Reminds me that we're flesh and blood, and that flesh and blood is a marvelous thing to be

I also like this but for other reasons

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"

Parents please check your kids candy this Halloween. I found the old warrior cats website in my kid’s candy bar

Important reminder for tomorrow ‼️‼️‼️‼️

ALT

Every time someone draws a hook nosed baddie with a tiny dainty little elven nose an angel loses its wings (and I become violent)

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

“She matches her new blankie” is an official joy and whimsy post

overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”

“he’s evil. like jeff bezos. Do you understand.” and she’s just nodding with eyes downcast in shame

it must've gone crazy to be drunk on white wine and one two xans playing farmville while your children are asleep in your upper middle class home in 2011

In an art show in SF.

Made entirely of painted metal.

Tony Matelli.

Link to his gallery

Made of

WHAT?